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Milton Keynes drivers
« on: 12 January 2015, 15:35:14 »
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #1 on: 12 January 2015, 18:16:50 »
But non of the locals can drive!
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #2 on: 12 January 2015, 18:32:51 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 January 2015, 18:16:50
But none of the locals can drive!


They're just dizzy from all the roundabouts.
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #3 on: 12 January 2015, 19:36:19 »
And when am i going to fit in a 3hr+ Test drive when i dont have enough time to do all my work in milton keynes  ;D
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #4 on: 13 January 2015, 17:06:18 »
Quote from: Nick W on 12 January 2015, 18:32:51
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 January 2015, 18:16:50
But none of the locals can drive!


They're just dizzy from all the roundabouts.


I should say!  You go around so many that all look the same and then realise you are on the opposite of the bloody place from where you need to be! ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #5 on: 13 January 2015, 18:35:25 »
MK used to have a fantastic road system. It worked. So they started putting in more traffic lights to ensure it didnt
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #6 on: 13 January 2015, 19:15:10 »
£95 compensation for having to drive a chevrolet... 

Try adding another "0" and i'd consider it  ;)
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #7 on: 13 January 2015, 19:27:31 »
Quote from: X30XE on 13 January 2015, 19:15:10
£95 compensation for having to drive a chevrolet... 

Try adding another "0" and i'd consider it  ;)
£095  :y
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #8 on: 13 January 2015, 20:07:44 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 13 January 2015, 17:06:18
Quote from: Nick W on 12 January 2015, 18:32:51
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 January 2015, 18:16:50
But none of the locals can drive!


They're just dizzy from all the roundabouts.


I should say!  You go around so many that all look the same and then realise you are on the opposite of the bloody place from where you need to be! ::) ::) ::) ::)
I know what you mean Lizzie, I always get lost in M.K. so now it,s normal, much to the amusement of my Insignia owning
mate. ::)
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #9 on: 13 January 2015, 21:33:41 »
How can you get lost in mk,basically its a grid system hence the h and v roads.
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #10 on: 13 January 2015, 21:47:18 »
That Survey sounds legit!  ::)

How I read it;

"I'm going to post this shit on as many forums as I can to get as many people to take my Survey, of which, I get paid 5p per participant.  When 20gazillion* people take the survey, I'll choose the 4 people as winners.  They will obviously be the 4 bogus e-mail addresses that I set-up purely to take part in this money making scam.  The other 20Gazillion* e-mail addresses I profited from will be spammed to shit by every marketing firm in the world because they are clearly stupid enough to want something for nothing"

*Figures may be higher or lower depending on the naivety of the British (World) Public
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #11 on: 13 January 2015, 22:20:36 »
Quote from: 4x4 on 13 January 2015, 21:33:41
How can you get lost in mk,basically its a grid system hence the h and v roads.
I get lost on my estate, it,s called stupidity ::)
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Re: Milton Keynes drivers
« Reply #12 on: 14 January 2015, 11:33:23 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 13 January 2015, 22:20:36
Quote from: 4x4 on 13 January 2015, 21:33:41
How can you get lost in mk,basically its a grid system hence the h and v roads.
I get lost on my estate, it,s called stupidity ::)
Strange name for an estate. It's a wonder anyone will live there.
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