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Brazilian Wandering Spider
« on: 12 March 2015, 21:36:59 »
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #1 on: 12 March 2015, 22:01:08 »
At least you'd die happy!  8)
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #2 on: 12 March 2015, 22:07:51 »
Now when I go to Australia to meet them pretty girls in the bohemian rhapsody video,I might need that spiders help. ;D ;D
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #3 on: 12 March 2015, 23:26:52 »
I wasn't sure what sort of Brazilian spider was being discussed... Fortunately there are no obvious pics... ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 12 March 2015, 23:36:21 »
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #5 on: 13 March 2015, 08:09:37 »
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #6 on: 13 March 2015, 10:13:14 »
Quote from: minifreek on 13 March 2015, 08:09:37
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
I think I remember that. :-\
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #7 on: 13 March 2015, 11:04:33 »
Quote from: STMO on 13 March 2015, 10:13:14
Quote from: minifreek on 13 March 2015, 08:09:37
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
I think I remember that. :-\

Ah yes.....the seventies. ;)
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #8 on: 13 March 2015, 15:39:59 »
Quote from: minifreek on 13 March 2015, 08:09:37
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
Pictures and a poll :)
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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #9 on: 13 March 2015, 17:23:05 »


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Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
« Reply #10 on: 13 March 2015, 20:20:40 »
Quote from: Vamps on 12 March 2015, 23:36:21
Quote from: PhilRich on 12 March 2015, 21:36:59
If this spider bites a man it gives him a 4 hour erection! :D
The downside is it kills you after two hours ???
What a bloody waste of a good stiffy! ::) ;D







http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=11&ved=0CF0QFjAK&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Ftesco-shopper-finds-deadly-spider-5318117&ei=zQQCVbzpGcHCUpiygOAH&usg=AFQjCNHiZm8Za1mCarCEBmJguJ7HSVSCJQ&bvm=bv.88198703,d.d24&cad=rja

Now when did you last have one of those................... :D :D :D
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Sadly i've never been bitten by a spider, Brazilian or otherwise but I live in hope and we are doing all our shopping at Tesco now to shorten the odds :y ;D ;D
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