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Re: Funnies 1001
« Reply #15 on: 03 July 2008, 22:57:47 »
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Two FOUR crackers Skruntie!  It's the way you tell e'm. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


Don't encourage him, he will goff and find a few dozen more... ;D ;D ;D


Might just do thet to pi$$ you off now... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


 ::) ::) ::)

Oh my goodness Mike!  What have you done now? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Funnies 1001
« Reply #16 on: 03 July 2008, 22:58:10 »
Male language dictionary

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Can we have sex now?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Re: Funnies 1001
« Reply #17 on: 03 July 2008, 22:59:39 »
PMS STANDS FOR

Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Pretty Much the Same
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

and...

Please My Self
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Re: Funnies 1001
« Reply #18 on: 03 July 2008, 23:00:07 »
Digging out the old ones now Scruntie.  ;D ;D ;D
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