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[The Sheriff]

Could have been worse STMO . . . doggie could have had a dump on the backseat of the new Astra   . . . . .

Then rolled in it !   

No...it lives in a cage in the back. Only reason I haven't got a saloon.

[minifreek]

My old dog - Ben - that died about 6 years ago used to 'clear up' after the kids had been sick when they was babies...

I remember one time when we had fed our middle child some Chicken Supernoodles just to see if he liked them - he did - his stomach didn't.... there was projectile vomit everywhere, all over the floor, the dog and our brand new sofa (oppsing £1000.....), anyhoo we went off to change the child and get him clean, and then returned to the front room where the vomit had been projected and there was nothing to do, except stare in wonder at a very satisfied looking pooch lied on his bed with a satisfied look on his face.... and rather clean looking front room....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My old dog - Ben - that died about 6 years ago used to 'clear up' after the kids had been sick when they was babies...

I remember one time when we had fed our middle child some Chicken Supernoodles just to see if he liked them - he did - his stomach didn't.... there was projectile vomit everywhere, all over the floor, the dog and our brand new sofa (oppsing £1000.....), anyhoo we went off to change the child and get him clean, and then returned to the front room where the vomit had been projected and there was nothing to do, except stare in wonder at a very satisfied looking pooch lied on his bed with a satisfied look on his face.... and rather clean looking front room....

Dogs will literally eat anything....

[Taxi_Driver]

My old dog - Ben - that died about 6 years ago used to 'clear up' after the kids had been sick when they was babies...

I remember one time when we had fed our middle child some Chicken Supernoodles just to see if he liked them - he did - his stomach didn't.... there was projectile vomit everywhere, all over the floor, the dog and our brand new sofa (oppsing £1000.....), anyhoo we went off to change the child and get him clean, and then returned to the front room where the vomit had been projected and there was nothing to do, except stare in wonder at a very satisfied looking pooch lied on his bed with a satisfied look on his face.... and rather clean looking front room....

Dogs will literally eat anything....

HollyDog was like that, bless her.....

When I was cooking....she used to sit on the step from the dining room to the kitchen and watch....if I dropped anything on the floor as I cooked, she was there hoovering it up and then back to her step and watch again, my personal vacuum  . Now I have to clean it up myself if I drop anything