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STMO123

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I hope you're all drunk
« on: 04 July 2008, 23:17:39 »
You MIGHT laugh at this:

Two ducks on honeymoon. The male duck realises that he has no condoms and asks for three to be sent to his room.The receptionist asks if he wants them to be put on his bill and he replies......



Dont be rather stupid- I'll suffocate. ;D ;D ;D ;D






Oh, I crack myself up. :y
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #1 on: 04 July 2008, 23:18:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #2 on: 04 July 2008, 23:19:49 »
Short and sweet. LOL.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #3 on: 04 July 2008, 23:21:50 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #4 on: 05 July 2008, 07:27:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #5 on: 05 July 2008, 08:01:39 »
im just having a few now, cant focus properly unless i close 1 eye. mind you im tired as well  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #6 on: 05 July 2008, 21:10:56 »
For breaks sake!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #7 on: 05 July 2008, 21:13:40 »
That's in the same league as my jokes :'( :'(
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #8 on: 05 July 2008, 21:13:47 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #9 on: 05 July 2008, 21:56:36 »
awful but if it's any consolation the wife is rolling about in fits :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #10 on: 07 July 2008, 09:49:09 »
That was a good one  :y
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #11 on: 07 July 2008, 10:10:04 »
Thats the best thing you have ever posted ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I hope you're all drunk
« Reply #12 on: 07 July 2008, 10:15:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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