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Short Quiz for Professionals
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional."  The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?







The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,  put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?







Wrong Answer:  Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out  the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the  repercussions of  your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.  Which animal does not attend?








Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is  in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first  three questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show  your  abilities.

   4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?







Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

How did you do??

[The Sheriff]

 

[TheBoy]

Opps, 50% 

[plym ian]

What's a refrigerator?

[Webby the Bear]

25% 

[Vamps]

100% here.....................

[hawke113a]

i likes armadillos 

[Vamps]

What's a refrigerator?

Something 6 potters have to keep their beer cold.............

[Rods2]

I got 0%.

The giraffes neck was too high to go in the fridge.

Likewise, Tubys butt the elephants butt was too wide to go in the fridge.

The Lion King, had less than 250 posts, so was banned by admins from advertising the conference.

But I did get across the river safely, where the boat house explosion did more than blow the bloody doors off.

[Gaffers]

I got 0%.

The giraffes neck was too high to go in the fridge.

Likewise, Tubys butt the elephants butt was too wide to go in the fridge.

The Lion King, had less than 250 posts, so was banned by admins from advertising the conference.

But I did get across the river safely, where the boat house explosion did more than blow the bloody doors off.

You really like being a newbie, don't you.  Fresh meat

[ronnyd]

I just chopped up the giraffe and the elephant, stuffed ,em in the fridge. After that, i was so knackered i had to go and have a long lie down.

[mka306]

I got swmbo to answer the questions so I didn't look stupid, worked beautifully