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[TheBoy]

My bro has a ficking great stain on his bonnet of his gay X5.  He said there was nothing on bonnet when he parked, but when he came back, there was just one enormous lump of purple stain bird shit. Not wanting to wash it himself, he went straight to the card handwash place, but it had marked the paint, just in a few hours.

[MikeDundee]

I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me , at least your honest about it , but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness , you should have known better

[chrisgixer]

I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me , at least your honest about it , but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness , you should have known better

He keeps telling me it's a town he lives in.

[MikeDundee]

I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me , at least your honest about it , but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness , you should have known better

He keeps telling me it's a town he lives in.

Well it could be by now, but it was the wilderness last time I visited

[chrisgixer]

I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me , at least your honest about it , but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness , you should have known better

He keeps telling me it's a town he lives in.

Well it could be by now, but it was the wilderness last time I visited

TB remembers "when all this was fields!"

[MikeDundee]

In reality the subject header, just confirms there was no intelligent thought went into the process , should have checked the wilderness birdlife traffic report and it all could have been avoided , or if had used proper intelligence erect the Anderson shelter over the car after washing it , even better still clear out the garage so can actually park the car in it

[chrisgixer]

It was suggested he had the perfect opportunity to build a much bigger garage.

[MikeDundee]

It was suggested he had the perfect opportunity to build a much bigger garage.

Yeah can understand that with all those surrounding fields

[Auto Addict]

Easiest way to stop that happening is to put a sign on the roof/bonnet/boot saying 'No Shytting'

[YZ250]

Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit 

That doesn't work unfortunately. 

I have a black car and a white car and they shite black poo on my white car and white poo on my black car. How do they do that, do they have different levers to pull according to colour?