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250 post limit problem solved
« on: 12 June 2015, 20:28:38 »

What OOF needs is its own currency which we will call an Omega which is worth a nominal £100, this is split into 100 Astras or a nominal £1, which in turn is split into 100 Corsas each worth 1p.

Now Omegas are used as a currency between say me and a member to buy me a real Omega using 2 paper Omegas, I then use 20 Astras for a second hand coil pack in the spares section, followed by another Astra to relieve STMO of having a wrong coloured Astra, who in turn uses 50 Corsas from his Astra to purchase that Corsa keyring he was always needed in the wanted section. Now the genius of the system is the currency is only of value to OOF members, so nobody would have any incentive to rip anybody off like when using £'s, as if you are banished from OOF your Omega, Astras and Corsas are all worthless. Because there will be no inflation measure 5 Astras will not only buy you a Goose from Lord Opti in the spring, but the Goose will still cost you 5 Astras in the autumn. All of the spare paper money will be stored in the OOF central banks, Tuby's garage where it will be 100% safe from 3rd party water damage, fire and theft. :y :y :y

See the perfect solution, what could possibly go wrong? ::) ::) ::)

Sadly, not a Rods original idea, the inspiration came from reading this article about a Russian farmer, who created his own currency for use amongst friends, but the Russian central bank has decided it is a threat to the rouble and must now be eliminated. ;D ;D ;D

https://meduza.io/en/feature/2015/06/12/do-not-pass-go-do-not-collect-200-dollars
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Re: 250 post limit problem solved
« Reply #1 on: 12 June 2015, 20:47:56 »

That's all well and good Rods until they decide to use quantative easing and it all goes wrong Zim style!  :o

http://blogs.reuters.com/breakingviews/2015/06/12/zimbabwes-15-digit-money-woe-is-mercifully-rare/

Then the Omega will be worthless......  :o                                                                                Oh... hang on!  ;D
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Re: 250 post limit problem solved
« Reply #2 on: 12 June 2015, 20:55:30 »

I'm sure using Tuby's garage as the central bank would keep it suitably rare. :o :o :o :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-X
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Re: 250 post limit problem solved
« Reply #3 on: 12 June 2015, 21:00:09 »

Only 100 Astra to an Omega. That can't be right. :)

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Re: 250 post limit problem solved
« Reply #4 on: 12 June 2015, 22:44:53 »

Only 100 Astra to an Omega. That can't be right. :)

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Re: 250 post limit problem solved
« Reply #5 on: 13 June 2015, 05:58:45 »

This made me LOL, rods  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 13 June 2015, 06:00:12 »

Although I have had to re-read it and rub my eyes a couple times (I'm up stupid early for me as doggy shat all over the bedroom  :'(
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« Reply #7 on: 13 June 2015, 07:31:34 »

Although I have had to re-read it and rub my eyes a couple times (I'm up stupid early for me as doggy shat all over the bedroom  :'(
Nice start to the day. Have you got kids, Webby?
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« Reply #8 on: 13 June 2015, 07:41:56 »

Although I have had to re-read it and rub my eyes a couple times (I'm up stupid early for me as stemo shat all over the bed  :'(
Fixed it ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 13 June 2015, 08:25:18 »

Although I have had to re-read it and rub my eyes a couple times (I'm up stupid early for me as doggy shat all over the bedroom  :'(
Nice start to the day. Have you got kids, Webby?

Definitely not mate. Can't stand them!
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« Reply #10 on: 13 June 2015, 08:26:34 »

Although I have had to re-read it and rub my eyes a couple times (I'm up stupid early for me as stemo shat all over the bed  :'(
Fixed it ;D

Thats a bit unfair bg. Stemo hasn't shat himself for at least 2 days!  ;D
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