thats bad news lawman - but what do you expect from cleland? used to live ear :-/ hope the touch up advice helps mate 
Hey Mark, it was parked in Newarthill, so nananana 
least you can still laugh about it mate - credit to you

I'd have to laugh, or I'd cry! I've had no luck with this car at all!!
Had it a whole year this week or last. Purchased from Watsons of Airdrie for £2700
Next few weeks went fine, till a Taxi hit the back of me in George Square one night, £750 worth of damage....took months to sort out...taxi company ended up paying.
A long dent appeared on my back door, really sharp, white paint exchanged.
Someone scuffed the corner of my front bumper
MAF sensor went during the summer, ran fine, really intermittant, fault only came on when I booted it sometimes. Got it fixed then the Crank sensor went, leaving me stuck right at the end of the M74!
Then this week for the MOT it needed new rear brakes and a handbrake cable!
My last corsa i had for 6 months, needed a center section and petrol!! I miss it!
