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[johnnycboy]

FOOTBALL MAD
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> A man has great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down,
> another man asks if anyone is sitting in the empty
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> seat next to him.
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>  "No," he says. "The seat is empty."
> "Incredible!" says the other man.
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> "Who in their right mind would have a  seat like this for the World Cup
> Final and not use it?"
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>  "Well, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with, but
> she passed away.
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> This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we
> got married."
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> "I'm sorry to hear that.
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> Couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a
> neighbour to take the seat?"
> The man shakes his head.
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> "No. They're all at the funeral."