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STEMO

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Christmas present handled nicely I think
« on: 14 November 2016, 07:47:14 »
To save myself the hassle of having to listen to the incessant whining over my Christmas present, as happens every year, I think I cracked it over the weekend. My walking boots which I use twice a day when out with the dog are looking a bit worse for wear, so new ones ordered as a pressie from the lad. From wifey I am getting a set of three wiper blades and two nightbreakers. Sorted.

Added bonus: When I get totally pissed off with the Christmas frivolities, I can go out side and fit my new presents.  :)
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #1 on: 14 November 2016, 08:09:59 »
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 07:47:14
To save myself the hassle of having to listen to the incessant whining over my Christmas present, as happens every year, I think I cracked it over the weekend. My walking boots which I use twice a day when out with the dog are looking a bit worse for wear, so new ones ordered as a pressie from the lad. From wifey I am getting a set of three wiper blades and two nightbreakers. Sorted.

Added bonus: When I get totally pissed off with the Christmas frivolities, I can go out side and fit my new presents.  :)

What is a nigthbreaker ? Maybe some incontinence device for night time use ?   ;D
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #2 on: 14 November 2016, 09:29:16 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 14 November 2016, 08:09:59
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 07:47:14
To save myself the hassle of having to listen to the incessant whining over my Christmas present, as happens every year, I think I cracked it over the weekend. My walking boots which I use twice a day when out with the dog are looking a bit worse for wear, so new ones ordered as a pressie from the lad. From wifey I am getting a set of three wiper blades and two nightbreakers. Sorted.

Added bonus: When I get totally pissed off with the Christmas frivolities, I can go out side and fit my new presents.  :)

What is a nigthbreaker ? Maybe some incontinence device for night time use ?   ;D
Type of Osram lightbulb ;)
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #3 on: 14 November 2016, 12:13:45 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 14 November 2016, 09:29:16
Quote from: Mister Rog on 14 November 2016, 08:09:59
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 07:47:14
To save myself the hassle of having to listen to the incessant whining over my Christmas present, as happens every year, I think I cracked it over the weekend. My walking boots which I use twice a day when out with the dog are looking a bit worse for wear, so new ones ordered as a pressie from the lad. From wifey I am getting a set of three wiper blades and two nightbreakers. Sorted.

Added bonus: When I get totally pissed off with the Christmas frivolities, I can go out side and fit my new presents.  :)

What is a nigthbreaker ? Maybe some incontinence device for night time use ?   ;D
Type of Osram lightbulb ;)
Sounds a little like the 'orgasmatron' used in the film Sleeper.
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #4 on: 14 November 2016, 12:32:24 »
And very little more output than the ones fitted from the factory......
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #5 on: 14 November 2016, 12:34:54 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 14 November 2016, 12:32:24
And very little more output than the ones fitted from the factory......

Yep...I have them on my Signum.

The lights were piss poor and now they are slightly better than piss poor. :)
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #6 on: 14 November 2016, 12:59:24 »
At my age, every little helps.  :y
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #7 on: 14 November 2016, 13:16:35 »
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 12:59:24
At my age, every little helps.  :y

Tesco should pay you for that.

Shall we say £5000 each time you say those three little words?
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Re: Christmas present handled nicely I think
« Reply #8 on: 14 November 2016, 13:23:11 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 14 November 2016, 13:16:35
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 12:59:24
At my age, every little helps.  :y

Tesco should pay you for that.

Shall we say £5000 each time you say those three little words?
Yes, OK. Sort it out for me, old boy, and take 50% commission for yourself.
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