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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #15 on: 22 November 2016, 22:14:36 »
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #16 on: 22 November 2016, 23:38:59 »
Like a paper hangers bucket.

Or maybe a vandalised train seat.
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #17 on: 22 November 2016, 23:43:09 »
Probably midway between a poachers pocket and a wizards sleeve ;D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #18 on: 23 November 2016, 01:48:02 »
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o

Anything like a designer bacon sarnie? ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #19 on: 23 November 2016, 10:27:50 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 23 November 2016, 01:48:02
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o

Anything like a designer bacon sarnie? ::) ::) ::)
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She likes plenty of mayo in hers !!
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