Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Please check the Forum Guidelines at the top of the Newbie section

Pages: 1 2 [3]  All   Go Down

Author Topic: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame  (Read 5663 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Doctor Gollum

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • In a colds and darks puddleses
  • Posts: 30024
  • If you can't eat them, join them...
    • Feetses.
    • View Profile
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #30 on: 23 December 2016, 19:21:11 »

Sexual harassment policy 101...
Logged
Onanists always think outside the box.

TheBoy

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Brackley, Northants
  • Posts: 107031
  • I Like Lockdown
    • Whatever Starts
    • View Profile
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #31 on: 24 December 2016, 15:56:51 »

but how do they log whats been typed into a discussion board?
Obviously, its in the packet(s)...
Logged
Grumpy old man

BazaJT

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • SLady bitshorpe N.Lincs.
  • Posts: 9280
    • Omega 3 litre Elite
    • View Profile
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #32 on: 24 December 2016, 19:26:39 »

Must admit Maureen had two of these policies[taken out at different times]and when she passed away she was on the "winning" side if you want to look at it that way.I also have two such policies again taken out at different times,with the longest running one it would pay out just over double what I've paid in to date,and the second would be even better than that.
Logged

STEMO

  • Guest
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #33 on: 26 December 2016, 08:24:13 »

I was thinking about this last night, for some reason. I wonder how many people take these policies out after being diagnosed with a serious illness? Many people survive longer than twelve months even after the most life-threatening diagnosis.
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32559
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #34 on: 26 December 2016, 12:01:13 »

I was thinking about this last night, for some reason. I wonder how many people take these policies out after being diagnosed with a serious illness? Many people survive longer than twelve months even after the most life-threatening diagnosis.

Hard to find a definitive figure but it looks like Sun Life and others are on the winning side about 80% of the time.

However, if you think you have a good chance of lasting two years but will drop off  the perch soon after then they can make financial sense.
« Last Edit: 26 December 2016, 12:07:03 by Doctor Opti »
Logged

STEMO

  • Guest
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #35 on: 26 December 2016, 14:00:39 »

I was thinking about this last night, for some reason. I wonder how many people take these policies out after being diagnosed with a serious illness? Many people survive longer than twelve months even after the most life-threatening diagnosis.

Hard to find a definitive figure but it looks like Sun Life and others are on the winning side about 80% of the time.

However, if you think you have a good chance of lasting two years but will drop off  the perch soon after then they can make financial sense.
Yes..I forgot sun life was two years. There are plenty that will pay out after 12 months.
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32559
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #36 on: 26 December 2016, 14:13:23 »

I was thinking about this last night, for some reason. I wonder how many people take these policies out after being diagnosed with a serious illness? Many people survive longer than twelve months even after the most life-threatening diagnosis.

Hard to find a definitive figure but it looks like Sun Life and others are on the winning side about 80% of the time.

However, if you think you have a good chance of lasting two years but will drop off  the perch soon after then they can make financial sense.
Yes..I forgot sun life was two years. There are plenty that will pay out after 12 months.

Take one out and for a small consideration I will send a couple of lads around who will see you into the next world on day 366.

This way the long-suffering Mrs STMO will be well catered for. ;D
Logged

STEMO

  • Guest
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #37 on: 26 December 2016, 15:12:26 »

I was thinking about this last night, for some reason. I wonder how many people take these policies out after being diagnosed with a serious illness? Many people survive longer than twelve months even after the most life-threatening diagnosis.

Hard to find a definitive figure but it looks like Sun Life and others are on the winning side about 80% of the time.

However, if you think you have a good chance of lasting two years but will drop off  the perch soon after then they can make financial sense.
Yes..I forgot sun life was two years. There are plenty that will pay out after 12 months.

Take one out and for a small consideration I will send a couple of lads around who will see you into the next world on day 366.

This way the long-suffering Mrs STMO will be well catered for. ;D
Mrs STEMO is a very lucky girl, to have such a considerate, handsome, well hung chap such as myself. She is, of course, extremely grateful.......and so she should be. :)
Logged

minifreek

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Wigan
  • Posts: 1453
    • 2.4 V70 & 94 Mini SPi
    • View Profile
Re: Why Parkinson should hang his head in shame
« Reply #38 on: 26 December 2016, 15:14:18 »

My Mum was covered by SunLife, and it took them almost 6 months to pay out the policy to pay for her funeral...

You wouldn't believe the hassle you get from the Co-Op about paying for a funeral, they ring up every couple of days just to remind you that your Mum has died, until the insurance pays up....
Logged
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F...
Pages: 1 2 [3]  All   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.014 seconds with 17 queries.