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one for scruntie
« on: 30 July 2008, 22:27:23 »
A nun gets on a bus thats empty exept for the driver, she says i`m going to die soon but i want to have sex before i do but i must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i cant commit adultery so the man must be single, can you help me fulfil my wish....
Yes says the driver and fulfils her wish.
Then feeling guilty he says, im sorry but i lied, im married with three kids, thats ok says the nun..i lied too...
my names Kevin and im going to a fancy dress party. ;D ;D ;D
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