Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[STEMO]

Face. Bovvered 

[Rods2]

If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.

No wonder the kids around Milton Keynes can't drive, the poor bastards get dizzy from going round all the roundabouts!

FTFY

I believe this means 'fixed that for you'

For a long time I thought it meant 'f*ck that f*ck you'

I must stop thinking the worst of people.

Does it?  I don't really know to be honest M'lud...     Kevin Wood uses it, so it must be OK whatever it means!   

Sounds like a downtown Bangkok translation M'lud.

[Doctor Gollum]

Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. 

Lucky there is no brain in your head or it might have been damaged.

I have the brain of a planet, but it would be wasted on here. 

No doubt the biggest in the Solar system, Jupiter.

That's very apt given that Jupiter is mostly gas! 

Vapid hot air incarnate