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[Raeturbo]

I've heard that she quite likes a 96 😆 that's a 69 to normal folk, the view probably reminded Jeremy of the Dartford Tunnel..

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                Point 45 I would like to give her.

[biggriffin]

Just had to google this Abbott woman.......... you just wouldn't would you. 
No amount of drink would make you that blind, but with the ability to function still would it. 

 Somebody did and gave her a kid,,, That's what to much alcohol does, it clouds your judgement,, and they reckon drink driving is wrong.

[Rangie]

Just had to google this Abbott woman.......... you just wouldn't would you. 
No amount of drink would make you that blind, but with the ability to function still would it. 

 Somebody did and gave her a kid,,, That's what to much alcohol does, it clouds your judgement,, and they reckon drink driving is wrong.

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No amount of booze would convince me to jump on her gives me the creeps just to think about it.

[biggriffin]

Just had to google this Abbott woman.......... you just wouldn't would you. 
No amount of drink would make you that blind, but with the ability to function still would it. 

 Somebody did and gave her a kid,,, That's what to much alcohol does, it clouds your judgement,, and they reckon drink driving is wrong.

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No amount of booze would convince me to jump on her gives me the creeps just to think about it.

Not even the old, last moose in the disco, or any port in a storm,, and you've drunk 8 Stella tortoises

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just had to google this Abbott woman.......... you just wouldn't would you. 
No amount of drink would make you that blind, but with the ability to function still would it. 

 Somebody did and gave her a kid,,, That's what to much alcohol does, it clouds your judgement,, and they reckon drink driving is wrong.

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No amount of booze would convince me to jump on her gives me the creeps just to think about it.

Not even the old, last moose in the disco, or any port in a storm,, and you've drunk 8 Stella tortoises

There speaks the voice of experience! 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Someone must have found the extremely fine line, where alcohol has completely killed all judgement, but the ability to perform hasnt quite disappeared.

[biggriffin]

Just had to google this Abbott woman.......... you just wouldn't would you. 
No amount of drink would make you that blind, but with the ability to function still would it. 

 Somebody did and gave her a kid,,, That's what to much alcohol does, it clouds your judgement,, and they reckon drink driving is wrong.

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No amount of booze would convince me to jump on her gives me the creeps just to think about it.

Not even the old, last moose in the disco, or any port in a storm,, and you've drunk 8 Stella tortoises

There speaks the voice of experience! 

You taught me well sir tigger

[redelitev6]

Any body fancy getting down and munching that rug 

[biggriffin]

Any body fancy getting down and munching that rug 

 

might be a lino floor, all smooth.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just had to google this Abbott woman.......... you just wouldn't would you. 
No amount of drink would make you that blind, but with the ability to function still would it. 

 Somebody did and gave her a kid,,, That's what to much alcohol does, it clouds your judgement,, and they reckon drink driving is wrong.

.   


No amount of booze would convince me to jump on her gives me the creeps just to think about it.

Not even the old, last moose in the disco, or any port in a storm,, and you've drunk 8 Stella tortoises

There speaks the voice of experience! 

You taught me well sir tigger

Sounds like I didn't need to teach you anything! 

Those were the days mind!    Down the local disco, the DJ putting on a couple of slow ones at the end and if you hadn't already pulled it was 'headless chicken' time trying to grab the leftover girls and if you were lucky you'd get a feel of her arse and a snog! 

Those who missed out went outside for a punch up! 

[TheBoy]

Maybe she was a looker 20 years ago 

Struggling to picture it myself, but maybe time has been (very) unkind to the useless bint.

[dave the builder]

or maybe it was more than 20 years ago and they got their sums wrong 
and his home made jam fermented into pure alcohol 

[Raeturbo]

There’s not a drink drug or combination of both that could get me near that!