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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #15 on: 12 November 2021, 23:09:27 »

90 years old, in bed, shot by a jealous husband.  ;D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #16 on: 12 November 2021, 23:18:59 »

90 years old, in bed, shot by a jealous husband.  ;D
It happens  :D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #17 on: 13 November 2021, 10:13:52 »

90 years old, in bed, shot by a jealous husband.  ;D
It happens  :D

My old Uncle Sam , a wonderful cheery widower , was caught out philandering with two " widow wummin' " in the Aberdeenshire village where he lived .
He was 80 at the time .
I have to say that my affection for him, and admiration  :y,  skyrocketed post event .
He passed just before his 83rd birthday .
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #18 on: 13 November 2021, 12:24:25 »

90 years old, in bed, shot by a jealous husband.  ;D
It happens  :D

My old Uncle Sam , a wonderful cheery widower , was caught out philandering with two " widow wummin' " in the Aberdeenshire village where he lived .
He was 80 at the time .
I have to say that my affection for him, and admiration  :y,  skyrocketed post event .
He passed just before his 83rd birthday .
What was he doing at the time.  :D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #19 on: 13 November 2021, 12:57:38 »

Try to enjoy yourself while you can and make as many people happy as you can whilst doing this as nobody knows when their time is up.

Rae, when you drop off the perch can I have your tuned Evo please? :)
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #20 on: 13 November 2021, 20:37:57 »

Ha ha😂 that is very heavily booked I have a few sons🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #21 on: 13 November 2021, 21:21:05 »

You could leave him the passenger seat with the brown stain on it Rae!  ;D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #22 on: 13 November 2021, 21:26:34 »

You could leave him the passenger seat with the brown stain on it Rae!  ;D
              🤣🤣 Mm that was rather a brisk run over to Llanwynno and back👍 Got a bit smelly in the car towards the end of the run😂😂
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #23 on: 13 November 2021, 21:43:34 »

You could leave him the passenger seat with the brown stain on it Rae!  ;D
              🤣🤣 Mm that was rather a brisk run over to Llanwynno and back👍 Got a bit smelly in the car towards the end of the run😂😂

Don't think my sphincter has been quite the same ever since....  ::)  :P  ;D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #24 on: 13 November 2021, 21:44:55 »

You could leave him the passenger seat with the brown stain on it Rae!  ;D
              🤣🤣 Mm that was rather a brisk run over to Llanwynno and back👍 Got a bit smelly in the car towards the end of the run😂😂

Don't think my sphincter has been quite the same ever since....  ::)  :P  ;D
Why? What did he do to you?
He didn't? The dirty bastid  ;D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #25 on: 13 November 2021, 21:56:22 »

You could leave him the passenger seat with the brown stain on it Rae!  ;D
              🤣🤣 Mm that was rather a brisk run over to Llanwynno and back👍 Got a bit smelly in the car towards the end of the run😂😂

Don't think my sphincter has been quite the same ever since....  ::)  :P  ;D
Why? What did he do to you?
He didn't? The dirty bastid  ;D

They're bloody fast up in them Welsh valleys Uncle STEMO!  :o  ::)  ;D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #26 on: 13 November 2021, 21:58:36 »

You could leave him the passenger seat with the brown stain on it Rae!  ;D
              🤣🤣 Mm that was rather a brisk run over to Llanwynno and back👍 Got a bit smelly in the car towards the end of the run😂😂

Don't think my sphincter has been quite the same ever since....  ::)  :P  ;D
Why? What did he do to you?
He didn't? The dirty bastid  ;D

They're bloody fast up in them Welsh valleys Uncle STEMO!  :o  ::)  ;D
Oh dear. Glad it was over quickly for you  ;D
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #27 on: 13 November 2021, 22:08:39 »

Does Dolly know?
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #28 on: 13 November 2021, 22:20:50 »

Indeed she was there too, and a good time was had by all👍🙂
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Re: next door neighbour sudden demise
« Reply #29 on: 14 November 2021, 11:00:26 »

Indeed she was there too, and a good time was had by all👍🙂

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