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[Andy B]

Alternatively you might have a stronger immune system fending the nasty Chinese bugs off! 

Possibly, but I've another explanation. My nightly gargle was with 100mL of Jack Daniels "Tennessee Honey", whereas my friend was on 70mL of Johnny Walker Black Label. Also my booster jab was Moderna, whilst his was Pfizer.

I think that's fairly conclusive evidence of what BoJo should be prescribing people to take. I commend this solution to the House.

Surely that should be cL, not mL?

Nah.... One sixth of a Gill. We left the EU remember?    

or a fifth of a gill if north of the Scottish border

[TheBoy]

Meanwhile in China Xi’an city something like 13 million people are on day 13 of lockdown. Cannot even go out to buy food. How they must laugh at the West’s measures like half capacity night venues.

You think they are told about such things. Probably locked in with death squads patrolling the streets. 

We can learn a lot from the Chinks.

[Doctor Gollum]

Meanwhile in China Xi’an city something like 13 million people are on day 13 of lockdown. Cannot even go out to buy food. How they must laugh at the West’s measures like half capacity night venues.

You think they are told about such things. Probably locked in with death squads patrolling the streets. 

We can learn a lot from the Chinks.

Starving 13 million people to death is one hell of a job creation scheme

[TheBoy]

Meanwhile in China Xi’an city something like 13 million people are on day 13 of lockdown. Cannot even go out to buy food. How they must laugh at the West’s measures like half capacity night venues.

You think they are told about such things. Probably locked in with death squads patrolling the streets. 

We can learn a lot from the Chinks.

Starving 13 million people to death is one hell of a job creation scheme

You implied they shot them, not starved them

[Doctor Gollum]

Meanwhile in China Xi’an city something like 13 million people are on day 13 of lockdown. Cannot even go out to buy food. How they must laugh at the West’s measures like half capacity night venues.

You think they are told about such things. Probably locked in with death squads patrolling the streets. 

We can learn a lot from the Chinks.

Starving 13 million people to death is one hell of a job creation scheme

You implied they shot them, not starved them

Only the ones that managed to get out.

[LC0112G]

Alternatively you might have a stronger immune system fending the nasty Chinese bugs off! 

Possibly, but I've another explanation. My nightly gargle was with 100mL of Jack Daniels "Tennessee Honey", whereas my friend was on 70mL of Johnny Walker Black Label. Also my booster jab was Moderna, whilst his was Pfizer.

I think that's fairly conclusive evidence of what BoJo should be prescribing people to take. I commend this solution to the House.

Surely that should be cL, not mL?

Nah.... One sixth of a Gill. We left the EU remember?    

I know. 70cL of Johnny Walker=1 bottle. 

We only had one bottle of spirits each to last 10 days. Hence the small measures - for medicinal purposes obviously.

However, our 'cellar' was well stocked with other supplies...

[Doctor Gollum]

Meanwhile, in other news, I have just received my PCR result... 'positive' is a bit of an oxymoron... 

As suspected, it's just like flu without the streaming nose. But I shall be sure to stay away from buses for the next four weeks