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[YZ250]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss  .....

Mine stopped asking for it a few years back after being plugged in to a laptop.    Perhaps I should get it checked out .... not. 
Maybe your friendly JLR employee could do the same to your Jag. 

I had a gander, but can’t see a way on hers, with the tools I have

In fairness, I couldn't do it with my software alone, I had to have it mapped out. So, while he was doing that, it would have been rude to not add a few ponies as well. Purely for economy you understand.   

[STEMO]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss - last egay seller dicked us around for several weeks before not bothering to send any.

*sigh*

My local garage has loads of pig piss outside the shop. I fill up with fuel, pick up some pig piss, pay and leave. Very, very simple.

Too expensive, and it’s been in the sun and been frozen.

If I have to pay premium prices and get locally, it’s ShitFix or Toolstation

£14.99 for 5 litres, no waiting around for deliveries, that's a better use of my time. The car has never complained that the pig piss is inferior due to being left outside 

[YZ250]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss - last egay seller dicked us around for several weeks before not bothering to send any.

*sigh*

My local garage has loads of pig piss outside the shop. I fill up with fuel, pick up some pig piss, pay and leave. Very, very simple.

Too expensive, and it’s been in the sun and been frozen.

If I have to pay premium prices and get locally, it’s ShitFix or Toolstation

£14.99 for 5 litres, no waiting around for deliveries, that's a better use of my time. The car has never complained that the pig piss is inferior due to being left outside 

When I first needed it I can remember that ECP would have offers selling 20L for £16. It's really gone up over the last few years. 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss  .....

Mine stopped asking for it a few years back after being plugged in to a laptop.    Perhaps I should get it checked out .... not. 
Maybe your friendly JLR employee could do the same to your Jag. 

I had a gander, but can’t see a way on hers, with the tools I have

CCF editor needed......I might have one......

[STEMO]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss - last egay seller dicked us around for several weeks before not bothering to send any.

*sigh*

My local garage has loads of pig piss outside the shop. I fill up with fuel, pick up some pig piss, pay and leave. Very, very simple.

Too expensive, and it’s been in the sun and been frozen.

If I have to pay premium prices and get locally, it’s ShitFix or Toolstation

£14.99 for 5 litres, no waiting around for deliveries, that's a better use of my time. The car has never complained that the pig piss is inferior due to being left outside 

When I first needed it I can remember that ECP would have offers selling 20L for £16. It's really gone up over the last few years. 

I think they still are, but I simply CBA traipsing to ECP for that sake of a few quid. Like I said, I value my time too much. That Jaime fella loves to save a fiver here and there, then spends a grand on a 12 inch helicopter 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss - last egay seller dicked us around for several weeks before not bothering to send any.

*sigh*

My local garage has loads of pig piss outside the shop. I fill up with fuel, pick up some pig piss, pay and leave. Very, very simple.

Too expensive, and it’s been in the sun and been frozen.

If I have to pay premium prices and get locally, it’s ShitFix or Toolstation

£14.99 for 5 litres, no waiting around for deliveries, that's a better use of my time. The car has never complained that the pig piss is inferior due to being left outside 

Expensive, are you sure that is not for ten litres?

[STEMO]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss - last egay seller dicked us around for several weeks before not bothering to send any.

*sigh*

My local garage has loads of pig piss outside the shop. I fill up with fuel, pick up some pig piss, pay and leave. Very, very simple.

Too expensive, and it’s been in the sun and been frozen.

If I have to pay premium prices and get locally, it’s ShitFix or Toolstation

£14.99 for 5 litres, no waiting around for deliveries, that's a better use of my time. The car has never complained that the pig piss is inferior due to being left outside 

Expensive, are you sure that is not for ten litres?

No, 5 litres.

[YZ250]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss - last egay seller dicked us around for several weeks before not bothering to send any.

*sigh*

My local garage has loads of pig piss outside the shop. I fill up with fuel, pick up some pig piss, pay and leave. Very, very simple.

Too expensive, and it’s been in the sun and been frozen.

If I have to pay premium prices and get locally, it’s ShitFix or Toolstation

£14.99 for 5 litres, no waiting around for deliveries, that's a better use of my time. The car has never complained that the pig piss is inferior due to being left outside 

Expensive, are you sure that is not for ten litres?

No, 5 litres.

The Adblue tank on mine holds 17.5 litres of piss, so by me emptying it and bypassing it I'm saving weight, and therefore doing my bit to save the planet.   
Adblue is around £16 for 10L (2x10L would be required for mine).

[ronnyd]

Can't you just piss in the tank? 

[Varche]

Don’t go giving Opti ideas. He once declared he hadn’t enough money to piss in a pot.

[ronnyd]

Thinking about it, i reckon the 150ml that my enlarged prostate lets me do won't make bugger all difference.

[TheBoy]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss  .....

Mine stopped asking for it a few years back after being plugged in to a laptop.    Perhaps I should get it checked out .... not. 
Maybe your friendly JLR employee could do the same to your Jag. 

I had a gander, but can’t see a way on hers, with the tools I have

CCF editor needed......I might have one......

I had a half arsed look at the ccf and nothing jumped out. That said, it’s a lot to scroll through. Got the exact name? And is it just the one setting?

[TheBoy]

Oh, that reminds me, need to get some more pigs piss - last egay seller dicked us around for several weeks before not bothering to send any.

*sigh*

My local garage has loads of pig piss outside the shop. I fill up with fuel, pick up some pig piss, pay and leave. Very, very simple.

Too expensive, and it’s been in the sun and been frozen.

If I have to pay premium prices and get locally, it’s ShitFix or Toolstation

£14.99 for 5 litres, no waiting around for deliveries, that's a better use of my time. The car has never complained that the pig piss is inferior due to being left outside 

When I first needed it I can remember that ECP would have offers selling 20L for £16. It's really gone up over the last few years. 

I think they still are, but I simply CBA traipsing to ECP for that sake of a few quid. Like I said, I value my time too much. That Jaime fella loves to save a fiver here and there, then spends a grand on a 12 inch helicopter 

3 grand, STEMO, 3 grand