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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You used to make poor Mrs Opti drive an elderly Corsa, but now you've bought her a spanking new Jaaag! 

What did you do?     

Not new, Tigger. Two months old, so a 'used' motor car. Even though it arrived with only 20 miles. 

That's spanking new to me! 

 Jaaaag Warranty until March 2028, and an 8 year /100,000 warranty for the PP9, in case it goes tits up. So some peace of mind.

Well I hope it placates Mrs Opti for what you did or didn't do, and you have peace of mind that you are safe from flying laptops. 

Ooohh....I'd forgotten about that.

I think most women have a 'bunny boiler' within them when they get angry.

Hell hath no fury......that kind of thing.

[Sir Tigger KC]

You used to make poor Mrs Opti drive an elderly Corsa, but now you've bought her a spanking new Jaaag! 

What did you do?     

Not new, Tigger. Two months old, so a 'used' motor car. Even though it arrived with only 20 miles. 

That's spanking new to me! 

 Jaaaag Warranty until March 2028, and an 8 year /100,000 warranty for the PP9, in case it goes tits up. So some peace of mind.

Well I hope it placates Mrs Opti for what you did or didn't do, and you have peace of mind that you are safe from flying laptops. 

Ooohh....I'd forgotten about that.

I think most women have a 'bunny boiler' within them when they get angry.

Hell hath no fury......that kind of thing.

Totally understandable at your age M'lud.