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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #3825 on: 20 September 2026, 12:46:46 »

Speaking of ali tubes, why to parents think its OK for their little bastid offspring to have the annoying game music playing out of the speakers?  And if you dare mention if they could turn it down or use headphones, its like a declaration of war.

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Other pax tend to put a stop to that fairly swiftly.

Asking them to turn it up so that everyone can hear it usually does the trick >:D
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #3826 on: 21 September 2026, 10:37:00 »

Speaking of ali tubes, why to parents think its OK for their little bastid offspring to have the annoying game music playing out of the speakers?  And if you dare mention if they could turn it down or use headphones, its like a declaration of war.

self-abusers.
Other pax tend to put a stop to that fairly swiftly.

Asking them to turn it up so that everyone can hear it usually does the trick >:D
Not for those bright enough to understand the sarcasm, as god forbid you are saying anyting about their offspring.  And the fat ol' bird trolley dolly sides with the little bastid.
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #3827 on: 21 September 2026, 20:17:37 »

Speaking of ali tubes, why to parents think its OK for their little bastid offspring to have the annoying game music playing out of the speakers?  And if you dare mention if they could turn it down or use headphones, its like a declaration of war.

self-abusers.
Other pax tend to put a stop to that fairly swiftly.

Asking them to turn it up so that everyone can hear it usually does the trick >:D
Not for those bright enough to understand the sarcasm, as god forbid you are saying anyting about their offspring.  And the fat ol' bird trolley dolly sides with the little bastid.
Couple of things,

Firstly.not many of our passengers are that bright...
Secondly whilst I may resemble that remark, I can assure you that if it can fit in a trolley, there are no.sides to be taken >:D
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #3828 on: 22 September 2026, 15:16:04 »

Sister in law has a serious leg infection. Hospital put her on a daily antibiotic injection. First one was yesterday. Come back here each day .

Today she went back. No , haven’t got anything for you. Found the paperwork and here it says you are 3 foot 6 tall. Doesn’t inspire much confidence. Being apparently so small maybe her dose was also half size……
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