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Richie London

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« on: 20 October 2008, 11:59:32 »
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicides. librarian says "break off" you wont bring it back.   ::) ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 20 October 2008, 12:00:49 »
 ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 20 October 2008, 12:06:54 »
 ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 20 October 2008, 14:00:56 »
Well he needn't take the book with him, he could have shot himself right then and there.... though perhaps this would not be permitted due to noise level
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 20 October 2008, 15:41:24 »
 :D :D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 20 October 2008, 17:17:42 »
 :D :D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 20 October 2008, 17:23:25 »
 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 20 October 2008, 17:58:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D nice one  :y
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« Reply #8 on: 20 October 2008, 20:12:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 20 October 2008, 20:41:08 »
I like one-liners ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 20 October 2008, 20:42:54 »
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I like one-liners ;D ;D

Here's one for you:

'There are to types of people in this world. There are those that when starting a sentence they always finish it





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