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[Markjay]

[Bo Bo]

Excellent   Quite a few sound familiar  

[The Barge Captain]

Yup - think i've got most of those  

[Admin]

I think I've done most of those!  

[STMO123]

Love the one about the 16inch screwdriver. I've got a massive one (screwdriver) and I've never found a screw big enough to need it. But it does make a great lever and, sometimes, chisel

[jonny2112]

Superb  

[Elite Pete]

Been there done that but hacksaw made me laugh and expletive. My wife always gives me grief and askes why do I have to swear when the spanner slips and I removed the skin off my knuckles in the freezing cold or when you whack you thumb or fingers with a hammer. I always say its a reaction thing and it helps to take away the inital pain but she refuses when I offer to demonstate on her

[STMO123]

Been there done that but hacksaw made me laugh and expletive. My wife always gives me grief and askes why do I have to swear when the spanner slips and I removed the skin off my knuckles in the freezing cold or when you whack you thumb or fingers with a hammer. I always say its a reaction thing and it helps to take away the inital pain but she refuses when I offer to demonstate on her

I do a funny little dance and sing very loudly

[Markie]

Like this a lot   in fact should have asked Santa for a subscription  :-/