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Markjay

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
« on: 27 October 2008, 11:13:02 »
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions around the world.

Baby conceived naturally!  Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Royal Mail raises price of first class stamp to £17.99 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year £75.8 billion study:  Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

The High Court rules that punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New act requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be licensed by January 2030.

The Treasury sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
« Reply #1 on: 27 October 2008, 11:15:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Very good! Probably not too far off the truth either. ::)
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Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
« Reply #2 on: 27 October 2008, 12:52:04 »
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
« Reply #3 on: 27 October 2008, 16:49:28 »
Sounds about right  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions around the world.

Baby conceived naturally!  Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Royal Mail raises price of first class stamp to £17.99 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year £75.8 billion study:  Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

The High Court rules that punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New act requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be licensed by January 2030.

The Treasury sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

A newleywed couple were found guilty cuddling in a park in  kensington were given a 20yrs prison sentance under sharia law   :y
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