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joke !! from the wife !
« on: 14 November 2008, 17:09:34 »


  A convict breaks in  to a house and ties up the husband and his wife

He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear then runs to the bathroom .

The husband  whispers to his wife "satisfy him, or he will kill us .
I saw the way he kissed you you ,just be strong ,i love you !"
     The wife replies "He did,nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear
 he,s gay , horny and looking for the vaseline. I told him its
 in the bathroom .
     Lets see who.s   strong now !"
          
    
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Re: joke !! from the wife !
« Reply #1 on: 14 November 2008, 17:16:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke !! from the wife !
« Reply #2 on: 14 November 2008, 17:22:30 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y

    thought you would like  :y :y
 i have others but far to rude at the moment !! :-X
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Re: joke !! from the wife !
« Reply #3 on: 14 November 2008, 17:29:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke !! from the wife !
« Reply #4 on: 14 November 2008, 18:50:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke !! from the wife !
« Reply #5 on: 14 November 2008, 20:33:58 »
Nice one. ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke !! from the wife !
« Reply #6 on: 14 November 2008, 20:37:01 »
Good one.... ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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