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Re: The UK has the answer to drunken young girls.....
« Reply #15 on: 02 December 2008, 13:01:00 »

Pity its not in chester! Me thinks we may be needing them tomorrow night!
Might just save a trip to A&E when i fall off my stilletoes! ;D ;D

Seriously though whatever next!
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Re: The UK has the answer to drunken young girls.....
« Reply #16 on: 02 December 2008, 13:59:52 »

I can see whats going to happen next...

drunk b1tch sets off her rape alarm because a 50 year old copper offers her some condoms.

50 yr old copper sent to prison for 3 years for abusing his position of trust,

copper's wife doesnt know who to belive so runs off with the milkman

13yr old policy man's daughter is so pressured by the social welfare people that she cant work out what is real and what the social security idiots have tried to convince her happened, accuses her dad of child abuse so his sentence is increased to 24 years, at which point he commits suicide

in the mean time the drunk b1tch has been out a further 87 times, slept with 96 different men and women, gets hiv and sues the government for not providing enough free condoms.

on her last night out spending all the sue money on booze she puts her free flipflops on the wrong way round, trips over a kerb and ends up under the wheels of a taxi dead.

her parents sue the government for not making it clear which foot goes in which flip flop and thus producing much heartache and turmoil on their part.

total cost £76,582,123 + 1 copper

cost of drunk b1tch not getting hammered in the first place £priceless


It's not just a case of being too old to apppreciate things... I'm only 20 and it p's me off !

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