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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

could do with that dremmel at the moment  

Try a prune and all -bran sandwich richie.....made with wholemeal bread of course.......That'll shift it.

[Mr Skrunts]

could do with that dremmel at the moment  

Try a prune and all -bran sandwich richie.....made with wholemeal bread of course.......That'll shift it.

or

2 slices of wholemeal granary bread.
Smear on some peanut butter.
Put on some slice of bannana.
Put some dates on and enjoy.


Believe it or not takes bloody wonderfull, just make sure the loo is free in 10/20 mins time.

95/99% guarantee to work.


Got it from a fit for life book years ago - highly recommended.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

could do with that dremmel at the moment  

Try a prune and all -bran sandwich richie.....made with wholemeal bread of course.......That'll shift it.

or

2 slices of wholemeal granary bread.
Smear on some peanut butter.
Put on some slice of bannana.
Put some dates on and enjoy.


Believe it or not takes bloody wonderfull, just make sure the loo is free in 10/20 mins time.

95/99% guarantee to work.


Got it from a fit for life book years ago - highly recommended.

Yep.....A great fibre provider Skruntie.

[Richie London]

its all the pills im on doing it, i sound like a tube of smarties with flatulance everytime i get up off the sofa