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[Richie London]

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening ?with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his

girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, ' No, I ' d like to see something more special. '

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought

another ring over. ' Here ' s a stunning ring at only $40,000, ' the

jeweler said.

The young lady ' s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with

excitement.

The old man seeing this said, ' We'll take it. '

The jeweler asked how payment would be made.

The old man stated, ' by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I ' ll write it now, and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and  I ' ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon, ' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.

' There ' s no money in that account. '

' I know, ' said the old man, ' But let me tell you about my weekend!


 All Seniors Aren't Senile

[STMO123]

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening ?with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his

girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, ' No, I ' d like to see something more special. '

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought

another ring over. ' Here ' s a stunning ring at only $40,000, ' the

jeweler said.

The young lady ' s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with

excitement.

The old man seeing this said, ' We'll take it. '

The jeweler asked how payment would be made.

The old man stated, ' by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I ' ll write it now, and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and  I ' ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon, ' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.

' There ' s no money in that account. '

' I know, ' said the old man, ' But let me tell you about my weekend!


 All Seniors Aren't Senile

 

[Vamps]

Like that one............

[hans solo]

very good.  

[r1]

very good

[markey mark]

spot on that  

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