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She has poured him a huge Whisky
« on: 24 December 2008, 21:14:05 »
Daughter preparing supper for Santa and Rudolf;
A mince pie and a carrott and a huge glass of Whisky, I kept saying stop, she just kept pouring, thinks you have to fill the glass ::)

Never mind, I am sure Santa will manage to drink it later. ::) ::) ::)

Off to bed now, she asked if she could wake us up about 8 to half past, I said that sounded a bit early, but OK if she wakes by then.. :y :y :y
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« Reply #1 on: 24 December 2008, 21:19:35 »
FFS! 8 to half past?!?! How old is she - 36?

It'll be 4:30 Mike. You won't be able to sleep through the sound of wrapping paper being torn off and squeals of delight. No matter how quiet she's trying to be...  :y
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Re: She has poured him a huge Whisky
« Reply #2 on: 24 December 2008, 21:21:56 »
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FFS! 8 to half past?!?! How old is she - 36?

It'll be 4:30 Mike. You won't be able to sleep through the sound of wrapping paper being torn off and squeals of delight. No matter how quiet she's trying to be...  :y

No we all come down together, we are really lucky with her, she has gone to bed and will have gone straight to sleep, as she does every night and won't wake early, worst case would be after 7am so score either way............ :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 24 December 2008, 21:52:53 »
Yep but will you be awake at alf 8 2mora after drinking that quadruple whisky santa? ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 24 December 2008, 22:32:16 »
So that`s where Santa is for the rest of the year: "Rehab", after all that whiskey embibing en-route! ;D

Enjoy your family Christmas day, Mike; it really is a special day, just for children and parents to share their joy......`all the best to you all. ;)
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Re: She has poured him a huge Whisky
« Reply #5 on: 24 December 2008, 22:44:38 »
Never thought of that Debs.  Santa in rehab. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: She has poured him a huge Whisky
« Reply #6 on: 24 December 2008, 23:01:03 »
I did say to my daughter that if Santa has one that size in every house he will be puddled, she smiled and kept pouring.... ::) ::) ::)
Still, I have done all the children a favour, I drank it for him, sushh don't tell the daughter............ ;D ;D ;D
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Re: She has poured him a huge Whisky
« Reply #7 on: 24 December 2008, 23:02:54 »
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I did say to my daughter that if Santa has one that size in every house he will be puddled, she smiled and kept pouring.... ::) ::) ::)
Still, I have done all the children a favour, I drank it for him, sushh don't tell the daughter............ ;D ;D ;D

It oils the wheels on the sleigh, dont you know....   ;)   ;)
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Re: She has poured him a huge Whisky
« Reply #8 on: 24 December 2008, 23:05:16 »
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I did say to my daughter that if Santa has one that size in every house he will be puddled, she smiled and kept pouring.... ::) ::) ::)
Still, I have done all the children a favour, I drank it for him, sushh don't tell the daughter............ ;D ;D ;D

It oils the wheels on the sleigh, dont you know....   ;)   ;)

I agree, very important................ :y :y :y
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Re: She has poured him a huge Whisky
« Reply #9 on: 24 December 2008, 23:07:26 »
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I did say to my daughter that if Santa has one that size in every house he will be puddled, she smiled and kept pouring.... ::) ::) ::)
Still, I have done all the children a favour, I drank it for him, sushh don't tell the daughter............ ;D ;D ;D

It oils the wheels on the sleigh, dont you know....   ;)   ;)


Nah ..

it wheels the sleigh on the .....

sleighs the wheels on the ......

oils the sleigh on the .....

ahh sod it ... I'll have another drink while I think about it ....
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« Reply #10 on: 24 December 2008, 23:18:26 »
Yep - the oiling of the wheels by whisky/brandy is vitally important.

Without it, Donner und Blitzen etc wouldn't be able to maintain near light speed. Then Santas time would contract and he'd never make it to all the kids in the world. And then Christmas would be well and truly breaked.

Not having that - I'm going to pour another one for Santa  :y
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Yep - the oiling of the wheels by whisky/brandy is vitally important.

Without it, Donner und Blitzen etc wouldn't be able to maintain near light speed. Then Santas time would contract and he'd never make it to all the kids in the world. And then Christmas would be well and truly breaked.

Not having that - I'm going to pour another one for Santa  :y

Cheers............. :y
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« Reply #12 on: 26 December 2008, 11:16:06 »
just give them an "extra large" spoonfull of calpol at bed time  :y :y

they sleep right through  (apparently) :y

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