Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Please play nicely.  No one wants to listen/read a keyboard warriors rants....

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: You've probably heard it B4  (Read 1018 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Jimbo B

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • bournemouth
  • Posts: 282
  • Catch my Cupra if you can
    • View Profile
You've probably heard it B4
« on: 31 January 2009, 22:12:06 »
A guy charged into a bank today wearing a balaclava and wielding a gun.
He made people lie down while he stuffed money into his bag.
As he tried to leave one brave guy ran at him, failed to overpower him, but did pull his balaclava off. The robber shot him.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' most people looked down at the floor but one guy looked at him, so the robber shot him as well.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' and after a short silence a voice was heard from a far corner 'I think my missus got a glimpse.... "  :) :) :) :)
Logged
Got it back good as new

Del Boy

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Kent, UK.
  • Posts: 10804
    • 2012 '62' BMW 730d MSport
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #1 on: 31 January 2009, 22:13:14 »
Quote
A guy charged into a bank today wearing a balaclava and wielding a gun.
He made people lie down while he stuffed money into his bag.
As he tried to leave one brave guy ran at him, failed to overpower him, but did pull his balaclava off. The robber shot him.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' most people looked down at the floor but one guy looked at him, so the robber shot him as well.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' and after a short silence a voice was heard from a far corner 'I think my missus got a glimpse.... "  :) :) :) :)
Lol like that one  ;D
Logged
Drives: 2013 (13) BMW 530d M Sport Touring, 2011 '61' BMW 520d SE.

Big Fra

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Motherwell
  • Posts: 1227
  • I will ride with miggy pride once again!
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #2 on: 31 January 2009, 22:31:08 »
Very good. ;D
Logged

Darth Loo-knee

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Death Star
  • Posts: 18826
  • Jammie smells of Pooh....
    • TIE Fighter
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #3 on: 31 January 2009, 22:32:59 »
Poor Mrs  ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Everything to do with Omega's. Breaking, Servicing from Cambelts to Oil Changes... Please Pm me for details...

nick v6

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • walsall / west midlands
  • Posts: 4584
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #4 on: 31 January 2009, 22:33:11 »
Quote
A guy charged into a bank today wearing a balaclava and wielding a gun.
He made people lie down while he stuffed money into his bag.
As he tried to leave one brave guy ran at him, failed to overpower him, but did pull his balaclava off. The robber shot him.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' most people looked down at the floor but one guy looked at him, so the robber shot him as well.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' and after a short silence a voice was heard from a far corner 'I think my missus got a glimpse.... "  :) :) :) :)

thats the best bit  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged
just need to tax the tank now:)

Vamps

  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bishop Middleham, Co Durham.
  • Posts: 24708
  • Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared.
    • Mig 2.6CDX and 2.2 Honda
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #5 on: 01 February 2009, 00:15:33 »
Now that's funny..... ;D ;D ;D
Logged

r1

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • nottingham
  • Posts: 1767
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #6 on: 01 February 2009, 00:16:14 »
good one
Logged

dieseldean

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • chesterfield
  • Posts: 1217
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #7 on: 01 February 2009, 03:13:42 »
 :) ;D ;D
Logged

Sad

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Dorset
  • Posts: 498
    • VW Golf
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #8 on: 01 February 2009, 10:07:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged

Omega man 2

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • 0
  • Posts: 1392
  • If all else fails, get out the oxy!
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #9 on: 01 February 2009, 10:59:05 »
Brilliant  :y :y ;D ;D
Logged

Martin_1962

  • Guest
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #10 on: 01 February 2009, 11:03:24 »
Before Lizzie comments - bogie
Logged

mars

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Cannock, Staffordshire
  • Posts: 2508
    • Vivaro Sportive BMW 330d
    • View Profile
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #11 on: 01 February 2009, 16:25:25 »
Pretty good ;D :y
Logged
There is no such thing as bad beer, some beers are better than others.

kris9128

  • Guest
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #12 on: 01 February 2009, 16:32:48 »
tell him my missus definatly got a good look at him.  ;D ;D
Logged

dbug

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Northants
  • Posts: 14279
  • Dont knock Linux!
    • Jaguar XJ 5.0V8 Portfolio
    • View Profile
    • Dbug IT Services
Re: You've probably heard it B4
« Reply #13 on: 01 February 2009, 16:33:49 »
 ;D ;D  ;D ;D
Logged
1972 Ferrari Dino, 1967 Triumph TR4A, Mondeo 2.0TDCi Estate, Jaguar XJ 5.0V8 Portfolio
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.013 seconds with 17 queries.