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Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« on: 20 January 2007, 19:59:20 »
In one of those moments of hatred caused by idiocy... I created an alternative name for bellinger's (abingdon) parts dept.......  

Bellenders....

this prompted me, quite naturally, to consider other Vx dealers and their possible alternative monikers....

So far I've got (just the ones i've used in the past that annoyed me... the good one's i've left out... )

Bellingers (Abingdon & Wantage) = Bell Enders.
Davenport Vernons (years ago in Wycombe) = Haven't Part Vermin.
Lookers  (Chester)  = Fookers
Hartwells vx (Kidlington) = Fartsmells or Part-hells
Slaters (Abergele-Colwyn Bay) = it's late arse
Bangor Garage (Aberystwyth) = Bangers Cabbage
Drive Bristol (Bristol)  = Drove Mental.
N & G Dickens ( Wrexham) = NRG Dickheads


anyone else got some??





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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #1 on: 20 January 2007, 20:01:09 »
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In one of those moments of hatred caused by idiocy... I created an alternative name for bellinger's (abingdon) parts dept.......  

Bellenders....

this prompted me, quite naturally, to consider other Vx dealers and their possible alternative monikers....

So far I've got (just the ones i've used in the past that annoyed me... the good one's i've left out... )

Bellingers (Abingdon & Wantage) = Bell Enders.
Davenport Vernons (years ago in Wycombe) = Haven't Part Vermin.
Lookers  (Chester)  = Fookers
Hartwells vx (Kidlington) = Fartsmells or Part-hells
Slaters (Abergele-Colwyn Bay) = it's late arse
Bangor Garage (Aberystwyth) = Bangers Cabbage
Drive Bristol (Bristol)  = Drove Mental.
N & G Dickens ( Wrexham) = NRG Dickheads


anyone else got some??





Evans Halshaw/Crownhill Vauxhall at Milton Keynes = Incompetent idiots.

Sorry, doesn't sound as good as yours, but even thinking of them makes me angry  >:(  >:(
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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #2 on: 20 January 2007, 20:04:23 »
Bar stewardess censor-bots....

how about

"Mini-vans & Offshore, Brown fill"

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I don;t often do "Polite" but... in deference to your more sensitive users...   I edited it...
I just wanted to test my old favourite censor defeating technique... in case i have to really express severe displeasure graphically at any point ;)

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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #3 on: 20 January 2007, 20:05:51 »
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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #4 on: 20 January 2007, 23:47:28 »
Dobies of Carlisle - Doodies or Dweebies  ::)
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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2007, 09:32:56 »
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Modified my post to be far more polite.... ;)

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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #6 on: 21 January 2007, 10:26:43 »
i really cant comment, simply because i am not poetic and dont want to start swearing - i`ve posted elsewhere about thie farce that is my local dealer.

Evans Halshaw. Full stop. Nuff Said. >:(
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« Reply #7 on: 21 January 2007, 10:57:49 »
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Modified my post to be far more polite.... ;)

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« Reply #8 on: 21 January 2007, 15:31:41 »
Well, a certain EH in MK has gone by a number of names over the years,  the one that has always stuck was the name given to them when they were called Cowley and Wilson ....

Cowboy and Wheelspin will always be their name in MK!
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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #9 on: 22 January 2007, 22:37:40 »
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In one of those moments of hatred caused by idiocy... I created an alternative name for bellinger's (abingdon) parts dept.......  

Bellenders....

this prompted me, quite naturally, to consider other Vx dealers and their possible alternative monikers....

So far I've got (just the ones i've used in the past that annoyed me... the good one's i've left out... )

Bellingers (Abingdon & Wantage) = Bell Enders.
Davenport Vernons (years ago in Wycombe) = Haven't Part Vermin.
Lookers  (Chester)  = Fookers
Hartwells vx (Kidlington) = Fartsmells or Part-hells
Slaters (Abergele-Colwyn Bay) = it's late arse
Bangor Garage (Aberystwyth) = Bangers Cabbage
Drive Bristol (Bristol)  = Drove Mental.
N & G Dickens ( Wrexham) = NRG Dickheads


anyone else got some??






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Re: Alternative names for your VX stealers...
« Reply #10 on: 23 January 2007, 08:41:56 »
Lookers - still looking.......
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