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Blonde Joke.... How accurate too !!!
« on: 02 March 2009, 16:27:05 »
A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Re: Blonde Joke.... How accurate too !!!
« Reply #1 on: 02 March 2009, 16:28:52 »
Nice one.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde Joke.... How accurate too !!!
« Reply #2 on: 02 March 2009, 16:33:54 »
Like it.  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde Joke.... How accurate too !!!
« Reply #3 on: 02 March 2009, 16:34:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D     :y
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Re: Blonde Joke.... How accurate too !!!
« Reply #4 on: 02 March 2009, 16:47:19 »
........I don`t get it? :-?


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Re: Blonde Joke.... How accurate too !!!
« Reply #5 on: 02 March 2009, 16:56:25 »
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........I don`t get it? :-?


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Sorry Blondy  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blonde Joke.... How accurate too !!!
« Reply #6 on: 02 March 2009, 16:57:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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