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A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« on: 04 April 2009, 23:04:20 »
You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #1 on: 04 April 2009, 23:05:39 »
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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #2 on: 04 April 2009, 23:25:59 »
And the joker was the vicar at the wedding  :o
« Last Edit: 04 April 2009, 23:26:17 by grahamandnatalie »
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #3 on: 04 April 2009, 23:30:35 »
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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.
ill drink to that :D :y
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #4 on: 04 April 2009, 23:37:05 »
very good.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #5 on: 05 April 2009, 00:59:27 »
And virginity  is like a baloon one prick & it's gone.
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #6 on: 05 April 2009, 12:05:52 »
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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.


But after all that she will still come up trumps somehow!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #7 on: 05 April 2009, 12:36:48 »
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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
« Reply #8 on: 05 April 2009, 13:16:42 »
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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.


But after all that she will still come up trumps somehow!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


How true  :-[
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