A Panda walks into a pub and sits down for a drink. While he's downing his pint he looks across and sees this fine woman and the end of the bar so he pulls up a stool next to her. He chats her up and the next thing he knows they are getting on like a house on fire.
Then the panda says: "God, I could do with a bite to eat", and in reply the woman asks him round to his place for a meal, and being the randy Panda that he is, he readily accepts.
Back at her place after a fulfilling meal, one thing leads to another and the Panda ends up having sex with the woman.
In the morning as the Panda is about to leave, the woman says to him, "Hey wait a sec, I'm a prostitute". Seeing the baffled expression on the Panda's face she tells him to look it up in the dictionary.
So the Panda looks up 'Prostitute' and the definition says: "Takes money for sex".
After reading this the Panda relaxes and says "Thats alright because I'm a Panda", the woman confused at the relevance, looks up Panda in the dictionary and reads the definition:
"Eats shoots and leaves".
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