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Joke before bed
« on: 25 April 2009, 01:18:10 »
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.

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Re: Joke before bed
« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2009, 01:40:47 »
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.

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Re: Joke before bed
« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2009, 01:50:31 »
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A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.

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Re: Joke before bed
« Reply #3 on: 25 April 2009, 09:11:42 »
lol

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke before bed
« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2009, 09:56:34 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of that ditty we used to spout at school: "What is long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and stuffed in tarts? "


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Re: Joke before bed
« Reply #5 on: 25 April 2009, 10:07:51 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of that ditty we used to spout at school: "What is long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and stuffed in tarts? "


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Rhubarb  ::)

 ::) Oh thank God!.....I wondered where that-one was going. ;D
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