Topic: Feel a bit poorly today...... (Read 741 times)

STMO123 · « **on:** 26 April 2009, 18:25:05 »

.....I've told my wife it's Mexican Swine Flu but she doesn't believe me

bertiecbx550 · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:29:32 »

I`ve just seen it on sky news....We`r all DOOOMED i tell you!!!!!

Del Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:33:32 »

Just like the bird flu we're all gonna die again.
Now i've said that you watch me be the first case of it in the UK

Elite Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:34:06 »

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.....I've told my wife it's Mexican Swine Flu but she doesn't believe me

I thought you could only get that from swapping fluids

Debs. · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:35:26 »

Wimpy 'Swine Flu' is nothing compared to 'Man-Flu'

STMO123 · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:35:43 »

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.....I've told my wife it's Mexican Swine Flu but she doesn't believe me
I thought you could only get that from swapping fluids

My wife is Mexican, the swine.

STMO123 · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:36:16 »

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Just like the bird flu we're all gonna die again.
Now i've said that you watch me be the first case of it in the UK

No, that's me.

bertiecbx550 · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:38:50 »

They are crapping theirselves in the USA over this....and now we`ve got 3 cases....thats it we r buggered....

STMO123 · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 April 2009, 18:47:03 »

No need to panic! The government says we are well prepared for it. Just like the financial downturn.

HolyCount · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 April 2009, 20:02:09 »

If I get it , might make me feel a bit better than "normal"

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 April 2009, 20:53:28 »

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.....I've told my wife it's Mexican Swine Flu but she doesn't believe me

Never mind ................you've had a good life............time to make room for the young ones.

eddie · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 April 2009, 21:19:25 »

HMMMM....I've been Grunty all week.

eddie