One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist
was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and
leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card
and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and
'Becoming More Successful.'
Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to
pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament is very happy
and leaves the shop.
Wait for it >>>
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members
of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament.
Funny how the cop gets the do-nuts
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