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[moggy]

I practice safe sex i dont have any

[Elite Pete]

You haven't been dressing Petra up again have you? Tartan skirt with his bagpipes dangling......that would get you going eh?

I have seen Petra's "Dangling Bagpipes" and from what little he has you can tell he aint got Scots blood in him

You wouldn't like it as a wart on your nose.

Oh and get to bed, the last trip we did, you did nothing but moan you were tired

And lets face facts, you NEED your beauty sleep

[MikeDundee]

You haven't been dressing Petra up again have you? Tartan skirt with his bagpipes dangling......that would get you going eh?

I have seen Petra's "Dangling Bagpipes" and from what little he has you can tell he aint got Scots blood in him

You wouldn't like it as a wart on your nose.

Oh and get to bed, the last trip we did, you did nothing but moan you were tired

And lets face facts, you NEED your beauty sleep

Is it true Pete that you only drive at 60mph on the motorway, in the rover to save on petrol