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I think my german shepard is human
« on: 15 July 2009, 21:10:45 »
Mrs. just rang me and said Marley (german shepard) is biting his toe nails, he does it a lot, seems very odd for a dog  ;D
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #1 on: 15 July 2009, 21:13:18 »
 my two dogs do it all the time :)
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2009, 21:14:45 »
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i think it is cos my two dogs do it all the time
Never known a dog to do it before  ;D
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #3 on: 15 July 2009, 21:17:09 »
jst thinking about it my mums two yorkies used to bite there nails aswell
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #4 on: 15 July 2009, 21:17:32 »
Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #5 on: 15 July 2009, 21:19:29 »
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Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D
Quality  ;D ;D
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #6 on: 15 July 2009, 21:21:05 »
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Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D


nice  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #7 on: 15 July 2009, 21:46:14 »
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Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D

 Another quality Jasper carrot joke!!

Like ' kick his balls.... no no, the ones on the lawn you fool!!'   ;D
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #8 on: 15 July 2009, 21:57:58 »
I think my missus is a german shepherd.
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #9 on: 15 July 2009, 22:00:35 »
My cats do it quite often Del ;)
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #10 on: 15 July 2009, 23:24:25 »
They do it just to clean and keep them shortish.
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #11 on: 15 July 2009, 23:33:03 »
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I think my missus is a german shepherd.

Oh nooo....too much information !!!  :o
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #12 on: 15 July 2009, 23:36:03 »
It's when your dog starts painting on nail varnish you know you have a problem :D :D :D ;)
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #13 on: 16 July 2009, 07:24:51 »
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It's when your dog starts painting on nail varnish you know you have a problem :D :D :D ;)
;D ;D
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Re: I think my german shepard is human
« Reply #14 on: 16 July 2009, 08:48:52 »
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Mrs. just rang me and said Marley (german shepard) is biting his toe nails, he does it a lot, seems very odd for a dog  ;D

Of course it could just be that it is suffering from hayfever.  Biting feet is a sympton of it, my Cocker Spaniel was doing that (and sneezing lots), he's now on Piriton!
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