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[miggcddave]

ill have to try that one in the morning .. hard boiled or soft 

[Dishevelled Den]

There's an answer for most things


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR05CK0ocow[/media]

[Lizzie_Zoom]

That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg

That's probably because she has got fed up with the lack of prolonged action and rushes out with you forgetting to turn off the eggs in time!!

[Plomien]

That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg

That's probably because she has got fed up with the lack of prolonged action and rushes out with you forgetting to turn off the eggs in time!!

[Pete Elite]

Boiled eggs for breakfast I should be so lucky .

[amigov6]

Morning sex is a quickie....spooning....she's still half asleep....get a bollocking...nuff said!!!!! 8-)

[hoj]

Some men go longer than others
Some men are longer than others
What it the saying Its the woman that maketh the man

[LJay]

Morning sex is a quickie....spooning....she's still half asleep....get a bollocking...nuff said!!!!! 8-)

Why are men convinced that we won't notice if they just roll over and slip it in??? :-?

[cem_devecioglu]

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day..'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Morning sex is a quickie....spooning....she's still half asleep....get a bollocking...nuff said!!!!! 8-)

Why are men convinced that we won't notice if they just roll over and slip it in??? :-?

Yes Ljay, good point!   It is strange how they seem to imagine that