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Remember the tap dancing Parrot?
« on: 21 August 2009, 16:55:45 »
Well, the same parrot started life on the cruise ships.

It was very tame, and used to roam around the ship on it's own, a firm favorite with both the crew and passengers.

On one of the cruises, the entertainment featured a magician.

Each evening when he put on a show, the parrot would sit on the end of the stage with a microphone, and after each trick, would say "What a load of rubbish, what a cheat, what a phoney".

Obviously, this used to upset the magician, so the parrot was not a firm favorite of his!

One night, whilst out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, there was a terrific storm, and the ship went down with all hands.

The only two survivors were the parrot and the magician, clinging to a piece of wreckage.

Both had their backs to each other, and neither spoke for three days and three nights.

On the fourth day, however, the parrot turned to the magician and said " Alright clever, what have you done with it?"
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Re: Remember to tap dancing Parrot?
« Reply #1 on: 21 August 2009, 17:00:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D a wee bit of quality there ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Remember the tap dancing Parrot?
« Reply #2 on: 21 August 2009, 17:19:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Remember the tap dancing Parrot?
« Reply #3 on: 21 August 2009, 17:29:46 »
Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Remember the tap dancing Parrot?
« Reply #4 on: 21 August 2009, 18:14:09 »
Cracker mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Remember the tap dancing Parrot?
« Reply #5 on: 21 August 2009, 18:57:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Remember the tap dancing Parrot?
« Reply #6 on: 21 August 2009, 19:10:53 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

The parrot my neighbour's have talks on a make believe mobile phone. I look after it once a year whilst they're on their hols, bloody thing, i wana ring it's neck. Haven't had the pleasure this year as their eldest daughter stayed home :)
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Re: Remember the tap dancing Parrot?
« Reply #7 on: 21 August 2009, 20:39:59 »
quality  ;D ;D
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