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« Reply #45 on: 23 September 2009, 08:33:43 »

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Many thanks Zulu.  I allways wanted to know what lesbians actually did and now that I know I shant sleep tonoght just thinking about it.   :P :P :y



..glad to be of help Mr S :y :y

I now believe I need to see some real live action based on that video.just to fully understand what they get up to.  ::)


I think that's the next logical step and indeed, sounds quite reasonable to me :y :y

If I was gay I would be a lesbian  ;)



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« Reply #46 on: 23 September 2009, 09:56:10 »

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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).
You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D





And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*
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« Reply #47 on: 23 September 2009, 10:01:10 »

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So where are the Pictures Girls? I was interested when I saw the Title :D



Like this you mean?


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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KdUKELBNYk&feature=fvw[/media]

 ;) Would rather watch 2 fellas!!!! :o :o ;) ;D
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« Reply #48 on: 23 September 2009, 10:03:40 »

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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y
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« Reply #49 on: 23 September 2009, 10:05:37 »

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 ;) Would rather watch 2 fellas!!!! :o :o ;) ;D



Who's up for Lj?
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« Reply #50 on: 23 September 2009, 10:23:05 »

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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Very eloquently put!!! :y
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« Reply #51 on: 23 September 2009, 11:07:24 »

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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #52 on: 23 September 2009, 11:28:43 »

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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y

He could tell you..........but.........then he'd have to kill you!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #53 on: 23 September 2009, 11:34:55 »

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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y

He could tell you..........but.........then he'd have to kill you!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Ah....I get it Ljay..........Zulu is a secret agent.....very hush ..hush. ::) ;)
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« Reply #54 on: 23 September 2009, 11:41:47 »

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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y

He could tell you..........but.........then he'd have to kill you!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Ah....I get it Ljay..........Zulu is a secret agent.....very hush ..hush. ::) ;)

Hence his 'way with words' and 'ladies man' image!!!! ;) ;) Shhhh! ;D
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« Reply #55 on: 23 September 2009, 12:24:04 »

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Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D I wouldn't describe myself so Opti and have to say that in the Biblical sense, I've 'known' 7 females during the course of my lifetime - each one an experience to treasure.

I'm very at ease in female company and in the past have depended on female work partners for my life - in some very dangerous circumstances.

So if the foregoing can be described as being a 'ladies man' then I'm guilty as charged and will happily await whatever punishment is due. ;D (as long as a suitable safe-word has been arranged beforehand) :o :o ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #56 on: 23 September 2009, 12:37:13 »

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Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D I wouldn't describe myself so Opti and have to say that in the Biblical sense, I've 'known' 7 females during the course of my lifetime - each one an experience to treasure.

I'm very at ease in female company and in the past have depended on female work partners for my life - in some very dangerous circumstances.

So if the foregoing can be described as being a 'ladies man' then I'm guilty as charged and will happily await whatever punishment is due. ;D (as long as a suitable safe-word has been arranged beforehand) :o :o ;D ;D :y

I 'am not even going to go there Zulu.. :D :D..... :y
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« Reply #57 on: 23 September 2009, 13:13:57 »

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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D

Are you jealous Pete!!!! :-*
Er, Nnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes ;D
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D

Are you jealous Pete!!!! :-*
Er, Nnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes ;D

Ahh Poor Pete!!! ;D ;D ;D :-*
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« Reply #59 on: 23 September 2009, 13:53:45 »

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Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D I wouldn't describe myself so Opti and have to say that in the Biblical sense, I've 'known' 7 females during the course of my lifetime - each one an experience to treasure.

I'm very at ease in female company and in the past have depended on female work partners for my life - in some very dangerous circumstances.

So if the foregoing can be described as being a 'ladies man' then I'm guilty as charged and will happily await whatever punishment is due. ;D (as long as a suitable safe-word has been arranged beforehand) :o :o ;D ;D :y

I 'am not even going to go there Zulu.. :D :D..... :y

Chicken!!! ;D ;D ;D
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