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MikeDundee

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Unwrapping 40 fags.....
« on: 02 October 2009, 18:25:57 »
....on Monday after dropping the kids off at school, see the black guy coming towards me he spots the ciggies being unwrapped, he came straight towards me, the conversation as follows ;
Codger
''you got a fag mate'', as I am putting the wrapper in the bin, and holding forty fags
Me
''No I have'nt''
Codger
''Why''
Me
''Cos I am not a charity and have kids to feed''
Codger
''But I asked you politely''
Me
''And I told you politely''
Codger
''rant rant rant, smack you in the face etc etc''

I was walking away around the corner as he was saying the above, waiting for him to follow, but he never did, rather w****r, 9 'o'clock in the morning young guy an all, rather cheek, if it was'nt for the rather cameras on the street would hit him, hence why I walked aroond the corner 8-)
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Welung666

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Re: Unwrapping 40 fags.....
« Reply #1 on: 02 October 2009, 18:49:25 »
People round here ask if you've got a 'spare' fag, my normal polite answer is "No, because I don't go into a shop and ask for 20 fags and a spare just in case!"
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Re: Unwrapping 40 fags.....
« Reply #2 on: 02 October 2009, 18:50:57 »
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....on Monday after dropping the kids off at school, see the black guy coming towards me he spots the ciggies being unwrapped, he came straight towards me, the conversation as follows ;
Codger
''you got a fag mate'', as I am putting the wrapper in the bin, and holding forty fags
Me
''No I have'nt''
Codger
''Why''
Me
''Cos I am not a charity and have kids to feed''
Codger
''But I asked you politely''
Me
''And I told you politely''
Codger
''rant rant rant, smack you in the face etc etc''

I was walking away around the corner as he was saying the above, waiting for him to follow, but he never did, rather w****r, 9 'o'clock in the morning young guy an all, rather cheek, if it was'nt for the rather cameras on the street would hit him, hence why I walked aroond the corner 8-)
Camera's or not Mike, the minute someone says to me "I am going to".....they don't get to finish the sentence.
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Re: Unwrapping 40 fags.....
« Reply #3 on: 02 October 2009, 18:53:27 »
Same round here. I just say "no mate sorry, they're too dear to give them away"  :y
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Re: Unwrapping 40 fags.....
« Reply #4 on: 02 October 2009, 20:29:09 »
I don't smoke, but it doesn't stop people wanting to smack me in the mouth ;) do you think its me personally just my ugly mug??? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Unwrapping 40 fags.....
« Reply #5 on: 03 October 2009, 07:13:25 »
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....on Monday after dropping the kids off at school, see the black guy coming towards me he spots the ciggies being unwrapped, he came straight towards me, the conversation as follows ;
Codger
''you got a fag mate'', as I am putting the wrapper in the bin, and holding forty fags
Me
''No I have'nt''
Codger
''Why''
Me
''Cos I am not a charity and have kids to feed''
Codger
''But I asked you politely''
Me
''And I told you politely''
Codger
''rant rant rant, smack you in the face etc etc''

I was walking away around the corner as he was saying the above, waiting for him to follow, but he never did, rather w****r, 9 'o'clock in the morning young guy an all, rather cheek, if it was'nt for the rather cameras on the street would hit him, hence why I walked aroond the corner 8-)
Camera's or not Mike, the minute someone says to me "I am going to".....they don't get to finish the sentence.

Yes agree totally, but I think my violent tendencies have calmed down over the years, make me think twice before doing anything.
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KillerWatt

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Re: Unwrapping 40 fags.....
« Reply #6 on: 03 October 2009, 10:12:25 »
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....on Monday after dropping the kids off at school, see the black guy coming towards me he spots the ciggies being unwrapped, he came straight towards me, the conversation as follows ;
Codger
''you got a fag mate'', as I am putting the wrapper in the bin, and holding forty fags
Me
''No I have'nt''
Codger
''Why''
Me
''Cos I am not a charity and have kids to feed''
Codger
''But I asked you politely''
Me
''And I told you politely''
Codger
''rant rant rant, smack you in the face etc etc''

I was walking away around the corner as he was saying the above, waiting for him to follow, but he never did, rather w****r, 9 'o'clock in the morning young guy an all, rather cheek, if it was'nt for the rather cameras on the street would hit him, hence why I walked aroond the corner 8-)
Camera's or not Mike, the minute someone says to me "I am going to".....they don't get to finish the sentence.

Yes agree totally, but I think my violent tendencies have calmed down over the years, make me think twice before doing anything.
I'm (for the most part) pretty laid back as well, but there is no way I'd stand there and let them tell me what they intend to do (let alone give them the chance to carry the threat out).
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