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condom NWS
« on: 01 October 2009, 09:26:18 »
if a long condom goes on a long prick and a short condom goes n a short prick ..... wot goes on a thick prick ????????..





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« Reply #1 on: 02 October 2009, 19:48:39 »
Why worry about sizes?

It's common knowledge that the safest form of sex is to give a false name & phone number!
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Re: condom NWS
« Reply #2 on: 02 October 2009, 20:03:04 »
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if a long condom goes on a long prick and a short condom goes n a short prick ..... wot goes on a thick prick ????????..

Careful Mantagne, you are within missile range of most of Merseyside! ;D ;D :y





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Re: condom NWS
« Reply #3 on: 02 October 2009, 20:04:10 »
Sorry about the misquote, fingers not in gear with brain LOL :y
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Re: condom NWS
« Reply #4 on: 02 October 2009, 20:23:55 »
you are within missile range of most of Merseyside


if they are like some of my liverpudlian friends they would most probably aim it at themselves ;D
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Re: condom NWS
« Reply #5 on: 02 October 2009, 21:50:14 »
I can't POSSIBLE comment! (I'm within range too ;D) :y
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« Reply #6 on: 03 October 2009, 00:32:26 »
I'll comment......  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: condom NWS
« Reply #7 on: 03 October 2009, 00:44:10 »
Nice one ND  (Norfolk Dumpling)...... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 03 October 2009, 15:00:15 »
Great Yarmouth, Hartlepool, Bishop Middleham.......all great football teams. :y
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« Reply #9 on: 03 October 2009, 15:26:11 »
Im sure someone from Manchester will be along soo. :D :)
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« Reply #10 on: 04 October 2009, 18:46:49 »
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Great Yarmouth, Hartlepool, Bishop Middleham.......all great football teams. :y


Careful!! don't get carried away! ;)
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