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JOKE N.W.S ish
« on: 06 October 2009, 23:04:19 »

Extract From The Latest Mills and Boon Novel.

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked, and I knew I had to have her now. Without a word being spoken I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.

Then, as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.

Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and it passed all too quickly.

Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

She sensuously licked my inner ear then tenderly whispered, "Baaaaaa" and rejoined the flock.

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Re: JOKE N.W.S ish
« Reply #1 on: 06 October 2009, 23:12:10 »

Good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: JOKE N.W.S ish
« Reply #2 on: 07 October 2009, 20:58:48 »

Bloody hell mate, I had a sweat on there, right up to the punchline, then it went all cold! ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: JOKE N.W.S ish
« Reply #3 on: 08 October 2009, 00:18:55 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: JOKE N.W.S ish
« Reply #4 on: 08 October 2009, 10:43:17 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: JOKE N.W.S ish
« Reply #5 on: 08 October 2009, 12:12:07 »

 ;D ;D ;D
Doesn't bear thinking about!! You sure it wasn't an extract from the latest Elite Skirt Lifter Pete and Darth Bog Roll autobiography. ::) [smiley=evil.gif]
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