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Border Crossing
« on: 01 December 2009, 20:40:53 »
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.
   
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.
 
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
 
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
 
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
 
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
   
If you cross the British border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, pension card, welfare, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education and free health care.
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #1 on: 01 December 2009, 20:49:29 »
Its very good and unfortunately has a shade of truth to it......   :-/
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #2 on: 01 December 2009, 20:57:02 »
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Its very good and unfortunately has a shade of truth to it......   :-/


More than a bloody shade mate, if you ask me! :o
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #3 on: 02 December 2009, 09:33:42 »
And dont forget they have more rights than the natives too  >:( >:(
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #4 on: 02 December 2009, 09:37:28 »
Very true. :(
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #5 on: 02 December 2009, 10:32:31 »
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #6 on: 02 December 2009, 16:01:35 »
please don`t get me started

True True and True again >:(
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #7 on: 02 December 2009, 18:27:33 »
Scandalous  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #8 on: 02 December 2009, 20:09:37 »
In Cuba, would that be after you dried out? ;)
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Re: Border Crossing
« Reply #9 on: 02 December 2009, 20:22:54 »
hmm... i jus jus find it funny when guests to our country demand that we dont put up tings like christmass lights and trees etc as its against their religion... sorry, but if u dont like it, tough... this is how things are done in our country... jus like we hav to respect local cultures when on holidays etc (common one of women would not being able to show bare shoulders etc, i believe thats how it is even in Egypt) they should do the same for ours.

sorry if that rant has caused offence to anyone in any way, shape or form... buts thats how i feel about the matter
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