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I have finally decided.........
« on: 09 January 2010, 13:12:17 »
.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o
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Re: I have finally decided.........
« Reply #1 on: 09 January 2010, 13:16:11 »
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Superb  :y :y ;D ;D

But I did get excited for a moment thinking you wwere going to announce you were leaving ::) :-X :D :D :D
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Re: I have finally decided.........
« Reply #2 on: 09 January 2010, 13:17:58 »
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Superb  :y :y ;D ;D

But I did get excited for a moment thinking you wwere going to announce you were leaving ::) :-X :D :D :D


Sorry to lead you on. ;D
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Re: I have finally decided.........
« Reply #3 on: 09 January 2010, 13:33:12 »
We can but live in hope LD. :y ::) :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 09 January 2010, 14:30:01 »
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o


.......I'am hung like a Grand National Winner ......so perhaps it would be appropriate......to measure my bell end in furlongs........ ;) ;) ;)
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Re: I have finally decided.........
« Reply #5 on: 09 January 2010, 15:15:22 »
.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)
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« Reply #6 on: 09 January 2010, 15:18:05 »
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y
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« Reply #7 on: 09 January 2010, 15:27:14 »
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y


Absolutely ... and would you compare yourself to the size of one ..  :)
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« Reply #8 on: 09 January 2010, 15:33:14 »
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y


Absolutely ... and would you compare yourself to the size of one ..  :)


In my case E that would be a redundant excercise as things south of the border have elected to remain in splendid obscurity since 1994 ;D ;D ;D 
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« Reply #9 on: 09 January 2010, 15:38:20 »
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.762 ????  why does that remind me of something completely different ... must be my age eh gaffers ..  ?  :)  (I'm sure you're not too young to remember .. :)  )

and if the size of your "appendage" is related to what I'm thinking about ... then you should be pitied ....   :)


A fine round but only in the full NATO load, now superceded by the excellent 6.9mm :y

I bet Steve can remember the 303 ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 09 January 2010, 16:08:55 »
all il say is ive just been for a walk and stopped on a bridge for a jimmy riddle and bah eck the water were cold :D
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Re: I have finally decided.........
« Reply #11 on: 09 January 2010, 17:42:06 »
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D



I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Brilliant  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 09 January 2010, 18:07:50 »
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.......to go metric. After recent weather forecasts where the depth of snow was given in cm rather than inches, to make it more spectacular, I have decided that I will now announce the length of my pen!s in the same manner. 7.62 cm sounds far more impressive than 3 inches. ;D


I was even thinking of 76.2mm but decided that may frighten people. :o


.......I'am hung like a Grand National Winner ......so perhaps it would be appropriate......to measure my bell end in furlongs........ ;) ;) ;)


Ah Red Rum :y

Look it up - you will regret that comment ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 09 January 2010, 20:04:30 »
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all il say is ive just been for a walk and stopped on a bridge for a jimmy riddle and bah eck the water were cold :D
Funny that, i did the same thing earlier and not only was it cold it was deep as well !!
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« Reply #14 on: 09 January 2010, 20:27:30 »
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all il say is ive just been for a walk and stopped on a bridge for a jimmy riddle and bah eck the water were cold :D
Funny that, i did the same thing earlier and not only was it cold it was deep as well !!

So thats 2 of you that fell flat on your faces in the snow then.   ::)
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