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[Tonka.]

 Purchase or Lease?

    Purchasing

    The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her £24.3million.
    Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him £13,315 per time.

    On the other hand………

    Leasing

    New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges £2,450 per night.

    Had Paul McCartney "leased" Kristen for 5 years he would have paid £4.47 million in total for sex every night for 5 years
    (a saving of nearly £20 million!).

    Value-added benefits are:
    • a 22 year old
    • no begging
    • no coaxing
    • never a headache
    • happily agrees to all requests
    • no complaining
    • no honey-to do lists
    • has TWO great legs!!

    Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked. All at 1/5th the cost and no legal fees.

    Sometimes leasing just makes more sense. 

[Andy B]

            

[Stevie-blunder]

Very good 

[PhilRich]

Can't argue with logic like that!

[Richie London]

good one 

[Entwood]

Excellent .. 

[sexydaz]

 

[Dishevelled Den]

  splendid T