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bertiecbx550

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Day off!!!
« on: 17 January 2010, 17:36:52 »
Got home from work at 7.15am....Missus at the door waiting for me in new Ann summers outfit.... :P :P :P :P  :D :D Now i know why...Since i got up at 1pm i`ve been to asda done 3 loads of washing got the dinner started and took her ladyship to work and will have to pick her up again at alf six oh and done the housework as well as fitting new headlight bulbs on miggy...On the plus side i`ve just found 5 cans of stella that somebody forgot from the ann summers party her ladyship held last night....so the days not a total loss.... ::) ::) ::) Wonder what bedtime will bring??? ::) ::) :P
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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #1 on: 17 January 2010, 17:41:27 »
...you drink the Stella, give your wife a beating (that's what Stella is for) & get to sleep in the bath! ;D
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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #2 on: 17 January 2010, 17:48:16 »
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...you drink the Stella, give your wife a beating (that's what Stella is for) & get to sleep in the bath! ;D

.......it is a shame.......but in this day and age .....we are not allowed to beat our wives legally anymore.
Political correctness gone mad.....I say... :y :y :y :y
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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #3 on: 17 January 2010, 17:50:20 »
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...you drink the Stella, give your wife a beating (that's what Stella is for) & get to sleep in the bath! ;D

.......it is a shame.......but in this day and age .....we are not allowed to beat our wives legally anymore.
Political correctness gone mad.....I say... :y :y :y :y
As long as it is with a stick no thicker than your little finger  ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 17 January 2010, 17:55:45 »
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...you drink the Stella, give your wife a beating (that's what Stella is for) & get to sleep in the bath! ;D

.......it is a shame.......but in this day and age .....we are not allowed to beat our wives legally anymore.
Political correctness gone mad.....I say... :y :y :y :y
As long as it is with a stick no thicker than your little finger  ::)

& you're dressed in black latex ;D

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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #5 on: 17 January 2010, 18:37:27 »
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Got home from work at 7.15am....Missus at the door waiting for me in new Ann summers outfit.... :P :P :P :P  :D :D Now i know why...Since i got up at 1pm i`ve been to asda done 3 loads of washing got the dinner started and took her ladyship to work and will have to pick her up again at alf six oh and done the housework as well as fitting new headlight bulbs on miggy...On the plus side i`ve just found 5 cans of stella that somebody forgot from the ann summers party her ladyship held last night....so the days not a total loss.... ::) ::) ::) Wonder what bedtime will bring??? ::) ::) :P


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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #6 on: 17 January 2010, 19:01:05 »
Glad to hear you're feeling a bit more cheerful Bertie :y
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« Reply #7 on: 17 January 2010, 19:10:31 »
An eighteenth century law was passed prohibiting a man from beating his wife in public. ::) ::) ::)

It is now ILLEGAL.......to beat YOUR OWN wife ......in your OWN HOME.......with YOUR OWN stick..... ::) ::)

Things have gone too far......too much government interference.......Big Brother is here.  ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #8 on: 17 January 2010, 20:42:30 »
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An eighteenth century law was passed prohibiting a man from beating his wife in public. ::) ::) ::)

It is now ILLEGAL.......to beat YOUR OWN wife ......in your OWN HOME.......with YOUR OWN stick..... ::) ::)

Things have gone too far......too much government interference.......Big Brother is here.  ::) ::) ;)


 ;D ;D ;D At last you recognise the failings of this vile government Opti - splendid :y :y
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« Reply #9 on: 17 January 2010, 20:45:03 »
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...you drink the Stella, give your wife a beating (that's what Stella is for) & get to sleep in the bath! ;D

.......it is a shame.......but in this day and age .....we are not allowed to beat our wives legally anymore.
Political correctness gone mad.....I say... :y :y :y :y
As long as it is with a stick no thicker than your little finger  ::)

Incorrect! You can't use a stick thicker than your thumb.... hence the rule of thumb ;)
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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #10 on: 17 January 2010, 21:15:27 »
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An eighteenth century law was passed prohibiting a man from beating his wife in public. ::) ::) ::)

It is now ILLEGAL.......to beat YOUR OWN wife ......in your OWN HOME.......with YOUR OWN stick..... ::) ::)

Things have gone too far......too much government interference.......Big Brother is here.  ::) ::) ;)

Is that why you ....go the other house.....and beat thier wifes.....but use whips instead of sticks.    There is a name for this sort of thing but I cant quite remeber it at the moment.   ::)
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Re: Day off!!!
« Reply #11 on: 17 January 2010, 21:35:34 »
Off to bed in a bit....WHHHOOOO HOOOO ;D ;D ;D ;D :P :P
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