Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Aiport for New York, and
taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the
seat right beside him.
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business.
I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
He swallowed hard.
Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she
was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,"What's your business role
at this convention?
"Lecturer,"she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the
most well endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait."
"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it is
the men of Greek descent."
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the
Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed.
"I'm sorry, l do apologise" She said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this
with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
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